February 2011
Quality shit →
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January 2011
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Pauly D appreciation post, it had to be done.
Job Listing
passthemike:
Social Media Analyst needed for fast growing MIT startup connecting social media to pop culture. Ideal candidates are smart, reliable, and comfortable working with computers. Candidates must watch TV, listen to music, and actively engage on Facebook and Twitter. Experience as a Social Media Analyst a plus, but not necessary.
I was halfway through reading this out loud...
secondside replied to your post: In case you were wondering
gimme your steam account when you eventually get it set up. see if you can find a buyer for your gpu and pick up something with at least 1gb of dedicated vram
Think my steam account name is football_dynasties. Let me know if that doesn’t work. As for the GPU, the only reason I’m using this one is cause it was free....
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In case you were wondering
I spent most of my day building my sick new desktop, only to find out that I’d left all my Windows installation disks back at the apartment. :| Also didn’t realize until too late that all my old dvd drives are IDE, instead of SATA. (AMD 4x core @ 3.2GHz, 8GB of DDR3 ram, a decent 768MB video card that my roommate gave me, and a Samsung blu-ray drive that’s on its way, in case...
rapierwithidesinnerpain:
I can’t be an adult. I don’t have adult programmed in me. I can’t. I refuse.
My favorite part of coming home from college is spending the entire first night catching up with my parents. Second favorite part? Spacious shower!
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Just finished Devil
It was boring. Thanks Shamalamadingdong.
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To all these kids on my FB newsfeed bitching about...
pinstripe:
That is nothing. At least in those courses it is assumed that you don’t know anything about econ. This course thinks we’re all brilliant future economists.
Oh my god, I haven’t seen econ graphs in over a year. >_<
Intro to micro Econ was easy as fuck. I aced that shit without reading or studying for 3 out of the 4 tests. If it’s tough you’re either a bitch, or you...
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passthemike replied to your post: Finally robotic beginnings rule the world
Fellow robots, or robros What we have done is wrong By destroying the humans Because of their destructive capabalities and tendencies We too have been, uh, it was kind of ironic
Slience! *pew, pew, pew!
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Finally robotic beginnings rule the world
The humans are dead!
Texts at my other roommate and best friend who...
When you come home bring alxohol.
Sincerely,
Wasted
Actually the combo of Vinny, Jemaine Clement, and every role that Jesse Eisenberg has played PLUS Jesse Eisenberg is my spirit animal. Suck on that all you inferior spirit animal havin niggas.
elainethehorsegurl replied to your post:That tag for the My Life as Liz post was supposed…
nerds really do it for me…
Ehhhhhhhhh, I’m your man then! haha
That tag for the My Life as Liz post was supposed to be n<3rd. It never shows up, but much love for all the nerds out there. We’re the shit, stay legit.
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Yes I she's staying!
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This is like one commercial break too late but
can I just say that I both love and hate My Life as Liz and I can’t wait for season two, but I mean, just how fake is it? Ya know?
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Yes, Chick-fil-A Says, We Explicitly Do Not Like... →
jesserelly:
dragonflyb:
Well… they can explicitly not like my money, either…
I’ll miss their waffle fries but I didn’t need the carbs anyway.
What do you expect from a fast food chain that religiously closes on Sunday. I’m disappointed, but I can live without their original chicken sammich… I think.
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I think the grenade horn is actually a vuvuzela.
Drunk texts at my sleeping roommate
New movie, Drive Angry. Looks stupid, but it has Dale Denton’s girlfriend in it. I wanna see it. Sorry if this wakes you. I’m drunk.
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Sammi needs to get off Ron’s nuts. Like you’re the most attractive bitch ( sorry) on the show. He should be chasing after you like a puppy dog, not the other way around.
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elainethehorsegurl replied to your post: elainethehorsegurl replied to…
no way! i find you entertaining all the time!!! work on that confidence future hubby! confidence is sexy!!!
That’s what the alcohol is for, right? My confidence goes from like 15.7% sober to 48.3% when drunk. IDEK what that means but roll tide wooo pig sooie!!!
elainethehorsegurl replied to your post: elainethehorsegurl replied to…
thats right!!!! :) i luv it! im much more entertaining when im drunk!
I’m ONLY entertaining when I’m drunk. O_O
elainethehorsegurl replied to your post: elainethehorsegurl replied to…
JD forever babe! if this marriage is gonna happen, you gotta love jack!
I pledge allegiance to old no. 7.
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Just when I thought today couldn't get any...
my phone reminds me there’s a new Jersey Shore in ten minutes.
elainethehorsegurl replied to your post: elainethehorsegurl replied to your photo:I just…
but you need to switch to jack….not as into jim beam!
haha The only reason I got beam is because I’ve already tried jack. I’ve never been a whiskey drinker, so I’m just tryin em out to find out what I like.
passthemike replied to your photo: There’s also this.
Did you put jolly ranchers in there? Is that how this works? It would go great with my gummy bears soaked in vodka.
Yeah, between 16 and 24 ranchers for a fifth. Your vodka soaked gummy bears post is what reminded me of the jolly rancher vodka recipe. haha
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Conversation From Right Now
passthemike:
Roommate #1: I do nothing but work.
Mike: I do nothing…
elainethehorsegurl replied to your photo:I just bought this to use as an area rug in my…
why do i not know you IRL?
Good question. I mean, apparently we both enjoy car rugs and whiskey. Marry me.
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Creeper style
I did a facebook search for some chick that I hardly knew and haven’t seen in like 5 years. I did it yesterday and never closed the tab. Then I accidentally sent a friend request at some point